Baru lah aku ada masa untuk berehat dan mengumpul semula kekuatan, semangat aku bagi menghadapi hari-hari mendatang yang lebih mencabar! Aku ingin "enjoy" and "free my mind" daripada sebarang tekanan, belenggu dan permasalahan yang sentiasa tidak henti-henti melanda kehidupan setiap insan. Sesungguhnya, hidup tanpa tekanan, cabaran dan permasalahan adalah umpama kanvas kosong yang tiada palitan warna!
Justeru, kita perlu ceria selalu, tenangkan minda dan jiwa, berehat sejenak, mengawal tekanan dan masalah hidup. Di hujung minggu ini, mari kita ceriakan diri dengan beberapa jenaka pilihan!
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Three collegues were walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually grant three wishes, so each of you will have one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the first man. "I want to be in the Bahamas, owned a luxurious cruises, without any care of the world." Poof! He's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the second man. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, with endless joy of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the last person. The man says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
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Doctor : You have only 20 minutes to live.Do you want to call anyone?
Patient : Yes, Doctor.Please call another doctor.
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Teacher : Ravi,spell mouse.
Ravi : M-O-U-S
Teacher : What's there at the end?
Ravi : A tail.
Justeru, kita perlu ceria selalu, tenangkan minda dan jiwa, berehat sejenak, mengawal tekanan dan masalah hidup. Di hujung minggu ini, mari kita ceriakan diri dengan beberapa jenaka pilihan!
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Three collegues were walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually grant three wishes, so each of you will have one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the first man. "I want to be in the Bahamas, owned a luxurious cruises, without any care of the world." Poof! He's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the second man. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, with endless joy of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the last person. The man says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
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Doctor : You have only 20 minutes to live.Do you want to call anyone?
Patient : Yes, Doctor.Please call another doctor.
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Teacher : Ravi,spell mouse.
Ravi : M-O-U-S
Teacher : What's there at the end?
Ravi : A tail.
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