Jom ketawa seround! :-D
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> > >Have a break..
> > >
> > >Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
> > >Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.
> > >
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> > >
> > >Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
> > >Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
> > >Customer : No, I can't.
> > >Waiter : Then does it really matter?
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> > >
> > >Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
> > >Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
> > >Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
> > >Father : No. Why do you ask that?
> > >Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
> > >Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I' ve got another pair of the same at home.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Wife : Do you want dinner?
> > >Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
> > >Wife : Yes and no.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >First Guy (proudly) : "My wife's an angel!! "
> > >Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on histable and shouted, "Order, order.
> > >"The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you,your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time?
> > >Post Master : Well it might do.
> > >Customer : I bet you, it won't.
> > >Post Master : Why not?
> > >Customer : It's addressed to Johor.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
> > >'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
> > >'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
> > >2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
> > >1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Man : How old is your father?
> > >Boy : As old as me.
> > >Man : How can that be?
> > >Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
> > >Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
> > >Teacher : How?
> > >Student : Ladies first.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Man : Where are you from?
> > >Woman : U.S.A.
> > >Man : Are you here on vacation?
> > >Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch.
> > >Man : What!!! All the way from United States of America!!!
> > >Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue.
> > >Man : !!@#$%^&*!*#
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
> > >Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
> > >Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
> > >Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
> > >Waiter : That's why it's so special!
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ?
> > >Answer : I wanted to see a butterfly.
> > >
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> > >Have a break..
> > >
> > >Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
> > >Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
> > >Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
> > >Customer : No, I can't.
> > >Waiter : Then does it really matter?
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
> > >Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
> > >Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
> > >Father : No. Why do you ask that?
> > >Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
> > >Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I' ve got another pair of the same at home.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Wife : Do you want dinner?
> > >Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
> > >Wife : Yes and no.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >First Guy (proudly) : "My wife's an angel!! "
> > >Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on histable and shouted, "Order, order.
> > >"The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you,your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time?
> > >Post Master : Well it might do.
> > >Customer : I bet you, it won't.
> > >Post Master : Why not?
> > >Customer : It's addressed to Johor.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
> > >'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
> > >'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
> > >2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
> > >1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Man : How old is your father?
> > >Boy : As old as me.
> > >Man : How can that be?
> > >Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
> > >Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
> > >Teacher : How?
> > >Student : Ladies first.
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Man : Where are you from?
> > >Woman : U.S.A.
> > >Man : Are you here on vacation?
> > >Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch.
> > >Man : What!!! All the way from United States of America!!!
> > >Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue.
> > >Man : !!@#$%^&*!*#
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
> > >Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
> > >Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
> > >Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
> > >Waiter : That's why it's so special!
> > >
> > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > >
> > >Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ?
> > >Answer : I wanted to see a butterfly.
> > >
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